Hozer - The new author of Knowledge of the Holy

Not to be confused with a Hoser (however Dwayne is from Canada, so maybe it was a Freudian slip).
[Check out all the Dwayne-isms right here]

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…you’ve shown up at someone’s wedding wearing your name tag (or you wore it during filming for a DVD).
…you sway left and right at the checkout line.
…you’ve used the word “intense” to describe something that was clearly not ‘intense’.
…you’ve lived in KC for 5 years and still have your old drivers license.
…you’ve been ruined.
…you’ve ever […]

I’m sure you’ve all seen or at least heard about what happens when you put mentos in with Diet Coke. We had our own experiment starring Jono Hall and Joseph Taylor - with a soundtrack by Big Bad Vodoo Daddys.
Stream it here:

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Some new words via Pastor Dwayne Roberts:

Dourney - A Journey to the Depths
Buke - a.k.a. book
Stunder - To study in order to understand
Orientated - a.k.a. oriented
Disorientated - a.k.a. disoriented
Encrouchly - To hide like a tiger from within the bowels of the jungle foliage
Relevization - To have revelation and a realization at the same time
Hozer - […]

Yesterday I had the morning off from playing drums with Merchant Band for the FCF church service because another drummer (we’ll call him Frank) is subbing for me this weekend while my team plays in Dallas since Anna and I will be celebrating our One Year Anniversary.
After sleeping in and getting ready for my day […]