Everything I need to know about life I learned at a onething regional conference

September 24th, 2006 | onething | Syndicate Content
  • Sleep is overrated
  • Starbucks is your best friend
  • However, if the place doesn’t say Starbucks outside, don’t try to order a “Grande Decaf Carmel Macciato”
  • If you combine the regular Sunday morning worship team while they lead a harp and bowl set, and then try to add our IHOP worship team in a spontaneous, impromptu worship time you get a band on stage looking like Sliker staring at a Jehova’s Witness
  • Southwest rules all
  • You learn something new every month
  • It’s not bad preacher etiquette to mention your pimple from the pulpit
  • The airline doesn’t keep your stuff for you if you leave it on the plane
  • Every other city in America is prettier than Kansas
  • KC still holds the medal for best Americano
  • If you go to Tahous get the double hamburger plate, mac salad, home fries, everything on it
  • A guy in Cleveland won’t get any guitars to Rochester

4 Comments »

  1. Esther said:

    Hey, no Kansas jokes!! I love Kansas!!! There are no trees to get in the way of your view - just great big sky with great sunrises and sunsets. The sun on ripened wheat; sunflowers putting their faces to the sun; the brewing of a summer thunderstorm that leaves you wondering if a tornado is lurking somewhere in those dark clouds straight roads with no traffic on them…Kansas has a beauty of its own.

    Posted on September 26, 2006 at 2:44 am

  2. Shawn said:

    O.k. I’ll admit that the thunderstorms are very cool, but I’m not too sure about those roads. I thik nobody’ on them because they can’t afford to drive their car through 97 pot-holls every day on their way to work.

    Posted on September 26, 2006 at 8:58 am

  3. Jo said:

    Seriously… it’s amazing how educational these trips have been. Steven was telling us the Javas story.

    BTW…we got your snare home safe and sound.

    Posted on September 26, 2006 at 1:55 pm

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